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i am a 24 yr old single mother of three beautiful kids i am looking for someone to date get to know then maybe become more settle down ...I have my own place and car and i love mudding swimming music movie riding around on free times anything outdoors ..if interested hmu (: and also if u dont like kids dont waste ur breath to even try to get to know me..k ty for ur time(:
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Looking for an attractive, tattoo'd, pierced kinda guy who's not looking for anything serious. Someone who may just want the company of a pretty little lady. I like'em tall, dark haired, somewhat shy, FUNNY, & real glasses are a plus, but not neccessary. NOT looking for hipsters, hardcore kids, vegans, potheads, or alcoholics. Also, have a job. No bums either. I'm a petite, pierced, plugs kinda lady with a hawk. I have my own place & bike around the city. I enjoy NICE things, art, all sorts of music, & love to eat. No pictures immediately required, but definitely helps. Respond with a little bit about yourself & what you're looking for. No "Hi. What's up?" or "I liked your ad." emails. You will not get a response.
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I'm not sure if this should be in casual encounters or rants and raves. It's half rant, and half seeking some NSA sex. My rant is about the m4w ads on here, mainly. There are so many things that annoy me so much I just refuse to answer them at this point. First off, when an ad has "No pay sites..only respond if you are real" or "is anyone real out there?", I get the impression that the OP is an idiot. That's not going to deter any spam, guys. So at this point I feel like you're a dumbass if you think a little disclaimer will spare you. Also, guys saying they're "very attractive"...that comes off pretty a-holeish. You can say you're a good looking guy I guess, but "very attractive"? Just sounds full of yourself. Upload a pic, describe yourself properly, and us ladies will be the judge of that. Oh and saying "____ to the front of the line" comes off as kind of arrogant as well. Another thing...the guys that post over and over using the same pic and/or the same ad. Switch it up a bit! Use a different pic and word your ad differently. If I click on one and I automatically see that I've read it before and wasn't all that interested, I go back and don't take the time to inquire. Why would I? But if it's a new ad with new pics, there's a bigger chance I'll look it over because I probably won't recognize you. Also...the ads that aren't properly categorized. If you are a male poster, looking for a female, you make a m4w ad. I see so many that have been categorized the opposite way. Or it's a guy looking for a guy, and tries to be tricky by posting as "w4m" as if that'll lure guys in. Another thing----the guy who posts as a man and a woman using all caps all the time? Hopefully a regular CL'er could see that his grammar and word usage are the same from being a man looking for "monster cock" and a woman looking for "monster cock". Same deplorable spelling and grammar....all just some dude looking for attention. Let's see---do I have any more current rants? Well, spelling and grammar, to an extent. If you put an ad up that I can hardly understand, it's safe to assume you're not worth my time. Uhm...don't upload a cock pic if your cock isn't impressive. If your cock size isn't your best asset, you don't want to try to use it as a means to get women. Use your face, your chest...something that flatters you. Not a grainy pic of a 5" dick with an ad simply saying "looking for NSA, hit me up". There are SO many m4w ads...how the fuck is THAT supposed to lure a woman in? Why would she pic that as out of all of them? You have to sell yourself in a sense. Putting up a crappy pic of a mediocre dick isn't going to impress anyone. I guess that's it. Now I've probably made myself out to be a total bitch. I swear I'm not, it's just that I'm going through all these m4w ads and hitting a wall with every single one because of all of these huge 'turn off's' that it seems like every single ad has at least one of. I'm a legit female looking for sex and I can't find it on here! Lol. Maybe my personal hang ups are getting in my way too much, but after seeing so many ads with these same annoying traits, it's left a bad taste in my mouth. I'd love to come across a clear concise ad explaining what the guy wants, what he looks like, a good recent picture, etc. But there are none! Then when I post w4m, I get flooded with emails. BUT, when I work it down to a couple guys I'd really like to hook up with, most of them flake out! I'll talk to a guy, he'll say I'm hot, he'll say he really wants to hook up, we'll make plans, and then he disappears on me! They just get off on the idea of something, sitting at their computer whacking off, and they're too pussy to actually meet. How pathetic is that? But a LOT of guys do it. A lot reading this right now even, I bet. And if you do this....a big old FUCK YOU is in order. Grow up! Stop wasting peoples' time. If you want to get your dick wet, prove it, don't just talk about it. Damn. Now here's the part of this where I'll actually look for some NSA lol. If you are a guy who is legitimately looking for a hookup and willing to go through with it, and you're not the kind of dumbass I've been ranting about...let me know. I'm 24, thick (sz 16), C-cup, white, big ass, 100% shaved, and disease free. I'm interested in guys who are down to earth, have big dicks (7" minimum), and who like kink. I don't want married guys or guys with girlfriends, I don't want a boyfriend, I just want to meet up and have fun for a while. I do get high so if you're a prude, move along. If you wanna get me high, that's a big plus in my book. I like funny guys. I have a vehicle but I want a guy who also has one. I don't want to have to pick you up anywhere, dude. Please be clean and please send a photo. Dick pics and face pics are both preferred. I have plenty of pics to share, too. But you first. If I get emails saying "I'll send you a pic once I know you're real"...I'll just delete them. What, are spam bots planning on stealing your pics and post them on billboards or something? Send a pic and a description and I'll be a happy camper. Maybe mention a bit about the rant I just wrote so that I at least know you read the thing. Usually if I post w4m I get tons of emails, but since this is a different type of ad, idk how many responses I'll get. Regardless, if I get a lot, I probably won't answer them all. Sorry. But if I see your photo or some details about you that I know I wouldn't really like, why waste both of our time? If I don't respond within a couple hours, you can assume I'm simply not interested. No offense. Thanks for reading my, uh, book. :P
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I'm just looking for an honest, single man to talk to and do things with. I'd love to find someone for a relationship but I know that's hard to find. I prefer that you don't have any kids because it makes it complicated. You must have a clean record, be a non-smoker, no drugs, minimal drinking, be white, live in area of C-bus, have a car, and a good job (preferably a career). Oh and I like my guys taller and bigger. For example, around 6 foot and 250 lbs. w/ a little muscle is great! Also, please be between 28 and 40. I'm a brunette with long hair, glasses, and a nice smile. There's more of me to love, but I'm cute. Please put "Talk to Me" in subject line. Emails with more info and pics will be given first priority.
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I'm new to this but I know what I'm looking for. I'm 20 5'11" heavier build and not ashamed of it. I have a nine month old son. I'm looking for a man who wants a woman that stays in the kitchen;) I'm not ashamed to admit I'm old fashioned and think that the woman should stay home and raise the babies (which I do want more of) and please her husband in every aspect because I want to. This is not a Dom ad I do take care of myself. I'm clean, I've never cheated but have been cheated on. I'm looking for a man who wants to be taken care of and wants plenty of babies. This is not to say that I don't have skills. I cook I keep a very tidy house and I take care of my baby boy. I want someone to love and someone who wants to spend their fe in the hands of a woman who will take care of his every need. Ages between 20 and 40. Size doesn't matter as long as you're clean and know how to shower. Preferably white but if you have what I'm looking for I won't be picky. Must love kids and want more. If you're who I'm looking for email me with the words "wants housewife" in the subject line and tell me about yourself. Pics opitional. Hope to hear from you soon, RAC
So I've decided to try blogging about my sexual exploits and my love life in general. So my most recent escapade was with this guy that I have fucked a few times before, but lost contact with in the last year. We hooked up late one night this past week. The things that guy can do with his tongue are fan- fucking-tastic. He knows just what I like and when I need more cock or more tongue in my pussy. His cock is the perfect size to hit all the right spots in my pussy. I came at least twice from the fucking and twice more from when he ate my pussy. It was a hell of a way to make the rest of the week a whole lot better. The only problem was I wanted to fuck again an hour later, but I was already home. I think I may be turning into some kind of Nympho. Oh well. Til next time.