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So. It has come to this. Craigslist. I'm not really sure what to put here, you are here, and I am here, so it seems like we should be looking for the same thing. However, this IS Craigslist, and for all I know you are looking for some dumb Fifty Shades groupie to follow you around wearing a blindfold and nipple clamps or a chick to allow you to fling lunchmeat at her butt, just to see if it will stick. I am neither of those, so if that is your thing, please keep on going... What I seek is someone who understands that I am a girl on the go and cannot always have a 'boyfriend' up her bum - that doesn't mean, however, that I am looking for some guy to impersonate One Who Rocks My Socks Off, only to disappear once said (ahem) Rocking has occurred. Please tell me you get what I am saying - I know that this is a weird time, everything and everyone moves so fast that hookups are the 'in' thing, but that just isn't me. I'd truly dig someone who is at least as cool as I am with whom I can rock the cazbah every now and then without feeling like kind of a jackhole later on. Or feeling like he is a jackhole. So now that I guess I have established what I want, let me clue you in on me: 35. Divorced for a couple of years (so I guess that makes me a DWF?). Children (3). Redhead (for now). Tattooed. Nosering. Loves Buffy the Vampire Slayer, new nail polish, and dressing in a manner that makes old people shake their heads. Believes the only album GnR ever should have put out was Appetite for Destruction. Works. Goes to school (Dean's List, baby!). Funny. Sarcastic. Kind of a potty mouth. My favorite holiday is Halloween and my ringtone is 'Sex and Candy'. Pretty (and it isn't just my mom that tells me so). Ideally, if you are contemplating answering this ad, you are: around my age, ar at least not so young/old you make me feel awkward were we to hang out with your friends, a parent (I feel another single parent would better understand my time constraints, but this is not a necessity), 420 friendly, employed, confident (not cocky), funny, and kind...not necessarily in that order. Open-mindedness is a must, as I have spent as much time I as I am willing in this life enduring those who court hate. If this sounds like you, and you think you would like to see about me, drop me a line. Your pic gets mine. And no pics of your junk (at least not yet, hee hee).
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Hi there! I am an 18 year old girl, brown hair, green eyes, 5'8". I am strictly country- four-wheeling, horseback riding, mudding... I loveeee the outdoors. Camping, fishing, hiking are my main hobbies. I am sweet and funny, random as ever, I can be shy at first but that all changes when I'm comfortable and I love to just enjoy hanging out. I enjoy animals as well! And well... there is so much more! I do not care about weight, looks, anything except your personality. Just looking for that country boy! If you are a true, honest guy who won't demand sex or play me then email me! I am looking for someone who doesn't think sex is what makes the relationship and who thinks personality means more than looks. Preferably someone who enjoys the outdoors. Looking for an honest mature hardworking man (and by that I mean someone with a job and a license NOT a 30 year old man lol). I want to get to know you as a friend first and see how it goes from there :) We can exchange photos if you'd like and/or text. Please email me with a bit about yourself I do respond to emails daily! Strictly ages 18-22 please.
I was reading some of the blogs...people complaining about not being able to actually meet let alone get laid. I feel the need to throw in my two cents worth on this subject. Back in the day when I was a young lass you met people at social gatherings, parties, bars..etc. It gave you a chance to observe people before approaching them and ample time to interact in a safe environment. I would be willing to bet good money that NONE of you have ever taken one look at a person you just saw from across the room walked right up and asked them to fuck. If you have, please let me know how that worked out for you. Oh, hookers don't count and neither do barflies. Do you really want to have sex with some one you have not even exchanged names with? Again, hookers don't count. Stop looking at photographs and take a look at the BIG PICTURE. Ladies...he may have a yummy looking pic of his cock posted and you just know you want THAT. Ok, so he shows up 2 hours later with greasy hair, dirt under his finger nails and OMG what IS that smell? Guys....and you know you are guilty of this. How many times have you seen a pic of a woman and thought "I want that, she's hot" ( or some variation there of ) only to meet and find out that what looked like a size 16 is really a size 26 and she'd had her make up professionally done before taking the pic she posted? Or she snorts when she laughs, smells bad, has O personality? I just don't know WTF you all are bitching about. You come into contact with dozens if not hundreds of people EVERY DAY. How many of them have you hooked up with? Just because the people on this site are looking for sex does not mean they are looking to have it with you. Some people are picky. Some aren't and please let me assure you that I am in no way passing judgement on you and or how you live your life. I am just saying that even if you are in a bar looking for a one nite stand, there is still leg work to be done. Ya gotta buy her a drink, talk and flirt, maybe even get out there on the dance floor. Adult FriendFinder has no bar so there are no drinks. No dance floor either. That leaves talking and flirting. Something you would have to do to get laid anyways ( once again, hookers don't count ) so you may as well quit your whining and just do it. Quit complaining that women want to talk. You would have had to talk at the bar/party etc anyways. If you don't wanna talk maybe you should be looking for the hooker, she will just call you john anyways.